I was bored...

Sonya Blade woke up one day
And found out her partner had been taken away
On and off she followed his trail
And this is how we begin her tale.

Tirelessly, she snooped about
Trying to see if she could find something out
But Jax was gone and she knew not where
And this gave her a terrible scare.

Finally, though, she found a clue
And no, it wasn’t about the danger of Mileena’s shoe
Instead she heard that wretched name,
A man named Kano was to blame.

To Shang Tsung’s isle this clue led
Where the Mortal Kombat tournament was to be held
There Sonya made some new friends
Though she regretted it in the end.

For example, she was often enraged
Thanks to a man called Johnny Cage
Johnny tried to get her into bed
So Sonya beat him until he bled.

But she did find where Jax was held
And so together from danger they fled
Yet soon things would change for the worse
Plus Sonya realized she had forgotten her purse.


I don't know how this poem should end,
That's why I offer it up to you, friends
Add next whatever you'd like
A new character, ending or just a dislike
But if you do the last, then you're a dyke. ><

I was going to read this thread
but i played MK instead.

1 - ID PS3 : BOB-DE-BUTAGAZ (oui je sais ce pseudo est totalement ridicule et incrédible sur MK mais bon ...)
2 - Sexe : Masculin
3 - Age : 16
4 - Jeu PS3 ou Xbox360 préféré : God of War 3 , Halo 3 et Reach , MK , Battlefield 3 et MW2.
5 - Jeu PS3 ou Xbox360 le + attendu : Mortal Kombat 10 ? :p
6 - Jeu préféré toutes consoles confondues : J'ai passer le plus de temps sur Modern Warfare 2 .
7 - Série de jeux préférée : Call of duty peut être.
8 - Gamer ou Casual : J'ai passer beaucoup de temps sur les jeux vidéos .
9 - Plat préféré : Sanglier au champignons .
10 - Film préféré : Snatch
11 - Série préférée : The Walking Dead
12 - Groupe ou chanteur favori :
11 - Blague favorite : Mince , en panne de blague ...
13 - Comment avez-vous connu Mortal Kombat ? : Tout petit , mon grand frère me faisait jouer sur sa console.
14 - Le "truc" qui vous a attiré dans Mortal Kombat ? : La diversité des personnage , et la violence inouïe .
15 - Votre personnage préféré ?: J'ai pas encore assez creuser le jeux en Multi.
16 - Le ou les personnage(s) que vous détestez ? : Quan Chi , il ressemble à un cachet d'aspirine ...
17 - Mortal Kombat préféré : Le 9 mais aussi le 3 sur PS1.
18 - Enfin, comment avez-vous connu le site ? : En cherchant les secrets de la Krypte

holdwolf wrote:Sonya Blade woke up one day
And found out her partner had been taken away
On and off she followed his trail
And this is how we begin her tale.

Tirelessly, she snooped about
Trying to see if she could find something out
But Jax was gone and she knew not where
And this gave her a terrible scare.

Finally, though, she found a clue
And no, it wasn’t about the danger of Mileena’s shoe
Instead she heard that wretched name,
A man named Kano was to blame.

To Shang Tsung’s isle this clue led
Where the Mortal Kombat tournament was to be held
There Sonya made some new friends
Though she regretted it in the end.

For example, she was often enraged
Thanks to a man called Johnny Cage
Johnny tried to get her into bed
So Sonya beat him until he bled.

But she did find where Jax was held
And so together from danger they fled
Yet soon things would change for the worse
Plus Sonya realized she had forgotten her purse.


I don't know how this poem should end,
That's why I offer it up to you, friends
Add next whatever you'd like
A new character, ending or just a dislike
But if you do the last, then you're a dyke. ><

nothing on Sub! your DEAD to me Wolfie! DEAD! :( :( :(

Erm, ok! I'll rectify the situation immediately!


Rubba dub dub, Sub's in a tub and he's doing it with a garden gnome
And I'll have to beat you up if you ask me what does this have to do with my previous poem!